The Somewhat Ambitious

From all reports, Paul is becoming slavishly addicted to the new Star Trek MMO (especially now that his WoW account has been hacked and his favourite character Stormbarrow has been reduced to a mere herb-farmer in the northern reaches – a travesty), so I thought this would be a good opportunity to throw down some [...]

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Because he might just be a practitioner of BARTITSU! As such, he might well whoop your ass… Let me explain:
Four-odd weeks ago I had some light surgery on my left knee. As a result I have been somewhat restricted in my movements and unable to take part in my daily recreations, such as pogo-sticking, ballet-polka-rollerskating [...]

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I’m going to go out and say that this could be considered quite a literal ‘No Fuck Friday’, because I don’t care how realistic your love doll of choice looks, if you ever find yourself having sex with an animatronic robot, you may as well be trying to have sex with the ‘It’s A Small [...]

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Back in 1910, with the First World War but a distant nightmare used to scare errant children and the gypsies, France used to think it was quite the big deal. Actually, it kinda was. Still somehow coasting off the (partial) success of Napoleon 100-odd years previous, France spent its casual time mastering the art of [...]

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