Windows 7 Launch Parties. Oh sweet Jesus.
I know it’s easy to heap scorn on Windows. Too easy most of the time. Hell, after two years of wedded bliss with my Mac, I find trying to use Windows roughly analogous to having six of my fingers stapled to a piano and then trying to play [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Computers'
Hey Gang, Let’s Rap About Windows
September 25th, 2009 · 19 Comments
Steve Ballmer is A Kool Dude!
January 13th, 2009 · 5 Comments
There ain’t nothing more depressing than a portly, middle-aged man bounding around stage as if he’s just taken his first pill. See, this is why I buy Mac.
/Luke
P.S. The Israeli-Palestine situation may actually be more depressing, but it’s really probably not as funny.
The New Apples Have Arrived
October 15th, 2008 · 6 Comments
Spring has sprung and the zesty tang of green Granny Smith Apples is in the air. As well as a whole new breed of Uncle Steve’s Apples with big fuck off CPUs and hard drives you could live in. So screw you Granny, Uncle Steve is gonna give me all the springtime nutrition I need.
Which [...]
