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The World is Burning. Let’s Masturbate!

January 28th, 2010 · 11 Comments

I know many of you have trouble waking up properly in the mornings. To that end, here’s something that will scare your brain into alertness.

I’m so, so sorry.

/Paul

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11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Taylor // Jan 28, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Allow me to give this one ginormous… WHAT! THE! FUCK!

    Has he watched too much Rocky Horror? Paul, you’re battling no one and have single handedly won an early No Fuck Friday!

    Yeah, I’m limp…thanks!

  • 2 Aqualec // Jan 28, 2010 at 9:55 am

    It’s like Liza Minnelli meets Frank N. Furter…… I don’t think i can have sex ever again.

    Thanks Paul

  • 3 Kiki // Jan 28, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    seriously? Paul you FAIL! how could you waste a goldmine like this before NFF! EPIC FAIL.

  • 4 Cassie // Jan 28, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    D:

  • 5 wayne // Jan 28, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    definitive NFF win… No Fucking FOREVER.

    Now I’m off to the eunuch factory for a quick snip and a haircut.

  • 6 blotto // Jan 30, 2010 at 10:18 am

    thanks dont think i can ever have sex again now let alone MASTERBATE

  • 7 ray // Feb 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    hahah, too much acid.

  • 8 erin // Feb 2, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    i’m getting an image of hundreds of people furiously masturbating with tears in their eyes as the world crumbles around.
    oh yes and the creepy guy, oh noes, what the fuck blah blah blah.

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