The Somewhat Ambitious

Spirk!

Yes, Spirk is the slash pairing of James Tiberius Kirk, awesomebad Starfleet captain and all-round ladies man, and Spock, awesomebad Vulcan science officer, later ambassador to Romulus, practitioner of cowboy diplomacy and all-round nerve-pinching, mind-raping badass.

And Spirk has them bumming each other something fierce.

The whole thing began – or at least, took off properly – as a result of Pon Farr, which is a Vulcan hormonal need to bone or die. The Pon Farr episode in the original series is one of my favourites, and when I first saw it, in no way did I deduce bonerrific encounters from the scintillating plot and captivating character development taking place (having said that, I did deduce bonerrific encounters from the majority of The Little Mermaid, so… yeah). However there were stories springing up afterwards about Kirk and Spock stranded on some dustbowl planet GETTING THEIR SWEET TREKKY BONE ON.

Ahem.

If, inexplicably (or plicably, as the case may be) you hear the sound of rumbling ovaries/percolating man-gravy at the sight of these pictures, there are numerous… and I do mean numerous… sources on the net where fans have compiled, created, spawned and spewed reams of the stuff into sordid, wet little digital alleyways. Good luck with your perversions, you saucy little bastards; it’s a good thing none of this has affected me.

…I wonder how a Vulcan nerve pinch would affect a boner.

FUCK.

/Paul