Yes, clergy. What better way to kick things off than with a look at the clergy fashion scene. I’m honestly a little lost for words as to how I ought to tackle this. Sufficed to say, it is pretty comforting to know that, should I ditch my current career and chicane into a life in the clergy, I can get some sweet custom robes made up. The site I’ve been mildly obsessed with for the past day is Clergy Style, and their selection is borderline arousing. I mean, seriously, check out this mad clergy stylings and tell me with a straight face that you DON’T have a brain boner:
I love the fact that out of all the models, only two are real people, and they both look like distended Danny Glovers. Which leads me to believe Glovers career has gone so woefully awry, he’s had to start posing for Clergy Style. Although to be fair, who’s to say Clergy Style isn’t a step up from Operation Motherfucking Dumbo Drop?
… Who am I kidding. That film was scintillating.
Anyway, l intend to co-opt clergy fashion, and work it into my everyday outfits. It’ll be like Noah the hipster. Oh, and I’ll totally get cufflinks that spritz holy water.
And this, my friends, is why my room is filled with useless shit I never use.
/Paul
4 responses so far ↓
1 beckoning_ // Jan 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
I think Prince has two sets of Cardinal but I hear he likes to wear Luke Plaid on weekends
2 Taylor // Jan 23, 2010 at 10:45 am
God, you are fucking back with a vengeance, aren’t you Paul?
3 Aqualec // Jan 23, 2010 at 10:35 pm
The preachers outfit does look like something you would see in a Kung Fu movie
4 Luke // Jan 27, 2010 at 11:49 pm
HEY! They stole my fashion concept!
This might explain why I don’t get laid…
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