Yes, it’s here. For all of you who’ve wanted to smell of pure subdimensional evil, you’re in luck. Cthulu is described as “A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters”. As Luke can attest, I drop the term “lovecraftian” like (insert relevant rapper) drops phat* beats, so it’s about time I smelt like tentacles and pure terror.
Now we just need to find a niche scent for Luke. I’m thinking… something enormously floral.
/Paul
*According to my neighbour Raheem, “Phat” means “cool”, or “groovy”.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Hamish // Sep 20, 2009 at 9:19 am
Raheem, the 86 year old Egyptian dude who runs the tobacco shop next door?
Wow, that guy is surprisingly hood.
2 Taylor // Sep 20, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Paul, you are so Dizzee Rascal!
And does that make Luke Calvin Harris?
3 Nat // Sep 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I skipped straight to the end.. damn italics got me hooked.
I hope your neighbour ‘Raheem’ is infamous radio raheem. odds are likely being that he’s a fictional character who died.
4 Kia // Sep 22, 2009 at 10:43 am
@ Nat:
Yeah! A fictional character like the greedy guy in the movie who stays in the treasure room and tries to fill his pockets with gold/jewels but gets left behind and dies when the place falls apart/fills with lava/fills with flesh eating beetles.
5 Jimi // Sep 23, 2009 at 1:13 am
It’s about time really.
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