Comments on: TRAMDALF!

By: NotHisRealName

NotHisRealName — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:04:35 +0000

I feel like I’m the only one thinking that this is a bad idea. …aside from Alex’s housemate.
Maybe I’m just too boring, but playing chicken with a few ton of metal sounds like an obituary waiting to be written.

By: Hamish

Hamish — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:56:36 +0000

A Melbourne man was killed today after being struck by a tram in Bourke Street Mall. Witnesses say that the apparently emotionally disturbed gentleman who was dressed in a dirty bathrobe and armed with a broom appeared to step deliberately into the path of the oncoming tram and yell “The Mall, for cars!”.

The driver of the eastbound 86 tram, whom sources say was distracted by a pornographic magazine, did not notice the man until it was too late and was unable to apply the vehicle’s brakes. The man panicked, tripped over his own robe, and ran naked into the path of the westbound 86 tram and killed.

Police say that the man would not have died instantly, and are questioning the driver as to why he did not notice the screaming until the tram stopped at King Street.

In related news, local police are advising Melbourne drivers to be aware of and practice caution around a long red streak of “biological waste” in the central CBD’ which is expected to exist until Thursday.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:16:46 +0000

Phwoar! Now, this! This has potential! Great potential…mind you, that’s potential to either be insanely awesome and get you on the news, get you run over and get you on the news, or get you arrested and on the news.

Now, if the cops come…run around and whoever videotapes it will have to set it to double speed and cue the Benny Hill music.

It’s a win either way!

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:03:47 +0000

lol i like the idea, however upon consulting with my housemate (hes a former tram diver) he seems to think this is a bad idea, apparently some drivers are soulless monsters and will push u out of the way. with the tram…. also paul, back on the mathnet post the guy who cracked the shits about u sayin math is my little bro. his spelling error is made funnier by the fact he goes to Mentone Grammar. if u wont to see him at work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ6Y7FyrJEY

By: Cassie

Cassie — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:48:29 +0000

Kudos on the Tramdalf photoshopping, and idea in it’s entirety-I look forward to the footage!

By: beckoning_

beckoning_ — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:50:03 +0000

Haha, you know how much those drivers love to ding those tram bells… will be ringing in your wizard ears for weeks.

If you pull this off I hope there will be a knighting ceremony afterwards.

By: Aqualec

Aqualec — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:43:24 +0000

lol this is going be Hilarious! Can’t wait to see it!

By: Kia

Kia — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:27:32 +0000

Awesome idea! I so can’t wait to see it!! I really hope the tram stops or you might have PaulPancakes for brekky Saturday morning… Mmmm, pancakes… Stuff Korean, I think I’ll have pancakes for lunch! http://www.aztecmontezuma.com.au/pancakes.html Yeah, that’s like right next to where I work baby…

Maybe someone could light the tram on fire so it resembles the Balrog…

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:15:34 +0000

funnily enough i actually knew that re. gandalf the grey, but i think i like the idea of a pristine white gandalf facing down the tram. i might leave it up to paul though…

By: alexia

alexia — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:58:25 +0000

can’t wait to see this.