Between all the shit Luke and I have had going, we’ve been rather remiss with our primary responsibility: The Somewhat Ambitious. To hopefully make up for this, here’s something Luke just showed me. As a child, I can recall throwing some profound, beligerent tantrums. We’re talking grade-A shitbag moments here; at one point I painted our backward walls, footpaths and windows with bizarre symbols because I was angry about a lack of sugar. That, or I’d stumbled upon a piece of the allspark.* Now, what might happen if you took away my WOW subscription? Well, were I younger, stupider and blonde, it might look a little something like this.
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Several highlights:
- When he does the dying fish impersonation.
- When he comes out of the closet.
- When he tries to stuff his remote control up his arse.
This is either a really bad tantrum, or brand new crunkcore.
/Paul
*If you know what that is, you may have seen Transformers 2. If you have, I am so, so sorry. You probably need bowel surgery as a result.
14 responses so far ↓
1 luke // Jul 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm
my favourite bit is when he somehow manages to take his clothes off in the space of a couple of seconds. it’s like magic.
2 Aqualec // Jul 1, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Anyone else think he sounds like a Murloc?
I like how he sneezes and continues to trantrum at the same time.
3 dan thorpe // Jul 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@luke: OH MY GOD, it’s like he’s a magician and the sheets magically take his clothes away!
The remote…. lolwut?? He actually makes the same noise as the wraiths from Lord of the Rings, only he won’t be swooping down on any dwarfs on his epic flying mount for a while by the looks of things.
Is it sad that the first thing I thought of when I looked at this was a Wilkinson and Downington Action on the Case? And, by the way, Transformers Two was worth the bowel surgery. Yes, it was shit, but did we expect anything but?
4 Destructor // Jul 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm
This is what WoW does to you, people! You’d be the same if your supply got pulled Paul.
5 Hamish // Jul 1, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I saw Transformers 2.
I want my happiness back.
6 blotto // Jul 1, 2009 at 11:06 pm
this is classic! I love it when some parental figure tells him to shut up then he calms down and walks slowly out of the room only to have his younger brother in fits of hysterics run in and claim his epic loot! i would love to have seen the expression on his face when he realized his younger brother posted it for the whole world to see.
7 beckoning_ // Jul 1, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Haha “I hate my life!” *shoe bash to the head*
That metal mouth is an awesome brother
8 Taylor // Jul 2, 2009 at 12:56 am
OMFG!! I almost can’t believe that’s real. Odd how the brother sticks the camera in there just in time and how the spaz leaves after kinda calming down…almost says performance piece to me.
But gawd, I hope it’s not!! That’s…insane. Like, New Mexico Scr-emo Techno insane!!
The closet, the remote ass thing, the magic disrobing…I dunno even what to say! I’m glad I’m the only one at work right now so I can LOL wildly!
Please world, please don’t let it be a fake!
9 Taylor // Jul 2, 2009 at 1:37 am
Oh, BTW, the allspark is mentioned in the first Transformers flick…so that at least saves me from wasting moments of my life on the second.
I did, however, find a list of burning questions left over from #2 (and it definitely sounds like it was #2!). http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html My question…how the hell has it made so much money!?
10 Samoan Joe // Jul 2, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Where did his clothes go? Did you see them? Or does he pull them out of someones ear a little later?
That is quite likely the best video I will see all week.
Not transformers. That was bolloks….
11 ray // Jul 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
hahaha!!!
12 Kia // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:57 am
Wow! That’s on the same level as the crazy german kid loosing it over Unreal Tournament! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8pR1rZZHEs
Why is everybody hating on Transformers?!! I liked Transformers 2! I woke up right when they attempted slow-mo on Megan Fox’s boobs. Poor effort though, there was only suspension, no bounce. Who does a slow mo on boobs without catching a bounce in there… I’m hurt and confused.
Actually, yeah. Maybe Transformers was bad. I’m going to go download a Megan Fox wallpaper to make myself feel better. Oh wait, I’m a chick! Hot chicks are supposed to make me feel bad! I surrender. Someone pass me a WOW subscription so I can withdraw from this cruel-cruel world. Repeatedly playing scenarios on DOW isn’t doing it for me anymore.
13 Taylor // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:22 am
Sadly this
http://www.break.com/index/wow-meltdown-kid-birthday-surprise.html?matchid=?matchid=
Makes me think it was all staged.
14 LordBug // Jul 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm
WoW. So addictive that you’ll shit remotes.
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