Comments on: We have a winner (read: loser).

By: Taylor

Taylor — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:55:18 +0000

Paul, does it take you long to come up with those fantastic retorts or does it just pour out of you like some kind of evil…milk?! Yeahhh! Paul won! Word! \m/

By: beckoning_

beckoning_ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:33:08 +0000

Wow, sore winner

And I’m only bipartisan on my mothers side

By: paul

paul — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:08:58 +0000

How was it a moral victory you prolific whoremonger? For one, mine was a better video. Fact. Yours was auditory rape but that wasn’t ever going to win in a VIDEO COMPETITION, roboslapper. And no, it wasn’t explicitly agreed upon, but neither was your gender, and thanks to that little administrative fuck-up you’ve been able to sire all manner of mutant progeny as you stalked your way through the streets of Blackpool and Sussex, your roiling, Merrick-esque genitalia pulsing like some terrible sex orchid as you pilfer innocence like Alladin pilfered broadbeans.

Ding.

By: alexia

alexia — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:08:07 +0000

boo. It doesnt matter if it was a video or a music clip, i still voted luke.

GET HIM BACK NEXT WEEK LUKE

By: luke

luke — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

i still maintain it was a moral victory for me. at least a few of your votes were gleaned merely from the fact mine wasn’t a ‘video’, which i’m pretty sure was never explicitly agreed upon. but you know, i’m a gracious loser. you bitch.

bring the milk. i need some calcium.

i wonder if this is considered an indictable offence in australian law…

By: paul

paul — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:45:50 +0000

@beckoning: I thought you were bipartisan!!

By: Fignuts

Fignuts — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:39:07 +0000

This reminds me of kenny vs spenny. Soon people will be being radiated with abandoned hospital equipment…

Also, give him hell verhoeven.

By: Aqualec

Aqualec — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:35:15 +0000

Damn, i thought Luke had it in the end

By: paul

paul — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:30:35 +0000

He wasn’t robbed. He submitted a photograph to a short film competition and was rightfully branded MILKTARD.

By: Niky

Niky — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:29:58 +0000

Cannot wait to see this video *rubs hands together*