Well, the voting has finished for No Fuck Friday 2, and I WON. I WON THE SHIT OUT OF IT. Of course if it turns out there was a miscount and I actually lost, dignity won’t be an issue as I’ll be getting waterboarded with milk on camera this weekend.
However, thankfully, I won. Which means you’ll all be able to see the second video in our ongoing “fuck you, you lost” series, wherein the loser of No Fuck Friday gets something unpleasant done to them for your amusement. Incidentally, if you’ve yet to witness the first video (wherein I was spanked with a thong by Luke), you can watch it here.
Time to get my milkboarding gloves on.
/Paul
13 responses so far ↓
1 Peta // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Yeahhhh! I backed the right horse!! EAT MILK LUKE!!
..I got a bit carried away there. I think I should have a quiet sit down for a little while.
2 beckoning_ // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Luke you were robbed.
Robbed I tell you!
3 luke // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm
next week’s revenge will be so very, very sweet. you don’t have a chance in hell verhoeven.
4 Niky // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Cannot wait to see this video *rubs hands together*
5 paul // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm
He wasn’t robbed. He submitted a photograph to a short film competition and was rightfully branded MILKTARD.
6 Aqualec // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Damn, i thought Luke had it in the end
7 Fignuts // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
This reminds me of kenny vs spenny. Soon people will be being radiated with abandoned hospital equipment…
Also, give him hell verhoeven.
8 paul // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@beckoning: I thought you were bipartisan!!
9 luke // Jun 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm
i still maintain it was a moral victory for me. at least a few of your votes were gleaned merely from the fact mine wasn’t a ‘video’, which i’m pretty sure was never explicitly agreed upon. but you know, i’m a gracious loser. you bitch.
bring the milk. i need some calcium.
i wonder if this is considered an indictable offence in australian law…
10 alexia // Jun 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
boo. It doesnt matter if it was a video or a music clip, i still voted luke.
GET HIM BACK NEXT WEEK LUKE
11 paul // Jun 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
How was it a moral victory you prolific whoremonger? For one, mine was a better video. Fact. Yours was auditory rape but that wasn’t ever going to win in a VIDEO COMPETITION, roboslapper. And no, it wasn’t explicitly agreed upon, but neither was your gender, and thanks to that little administrative fuck-up you’ve been able to sire all manner of mutant progeny as you stalked your way through the streets of Blackpool and Sussex, your roiling, Merrick-esque genitalia pulsing like some terrible sex orchid as you pilfer innocence like Alladin pilfered broadbeans.
Ding.
12 beckoning_ // Jun 4, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Wow, sore winner
And I’m only bipartisan on my mothers side
13 Taylor // Jun 5, 2009 at 12:55 am
Paul, does it take you long to come up with those fantastic retorts or does it just pour out of you like some kind of evil…milk?! Yeahhh! Paul won! Word!
\m/
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