As I mentioned on Nerds of a Feather this morning, here is the teaser trailer for Toy Story 3!
I also mentioned this thing called “toy guilt”. I’m talking about feeling guilty if you haven’t played with a certain toy in a while, guilty that a certain toy might not WANT to get thrown out, or guilty that your spider man MAY have seen you trying to lift a book on your lap without your hands. The next day, whilst using Spider Man to foil a miniature robbery, a tragic scene unfolds. “DONT… touch me with those hands”. “Thats rich, coming from someone who sprays sticky white fluid out of his wrists to get aorund. Tell me THAT isn’t a clumsy metaphor for Peter Parkers burgeoning sexual maturity”. “Why do you always have to psychoanalyse everything?” “I dunno, Spidey. I guess maybe I’m worried that you’re Afreud to love”.
Anyway, yeah. Toy Story three is coming out! Sufficed to say I’m ridiculously excited, as whilst I clearly have buckeloads of toy-related issues, nothing makes me happier than seeing a spaceman and cowboy getting it on. I mean getting along. DAMN YOU FREUD!
/Paul
7 responses so far ↓
1 Taylor // Jun 2, 2009 at 10:43 am
ROFL! My god, I never thought about the whole white sticky web dealy and Peter Parker and all that masturbatory jazz. You’re sick, Paul. It’s great!
What’s the worst is finding GI Joe figures in your parents front yard years and years after chucking them into the bushes. Poor Zartan!
2 Aqualec // Jun 2, 2009 at 11:58 am
Awesome! Can’t wait for this movie!
I still wish i had most of my toys from when i was a little tyke. Isn’t weird that you don’t remember what happened to them.
Ive seen photos from when i was a kid and i’m amazed at the toys i had back then. Snake Mountian and Castle Grayskull playsets were the bomb!
3 Yun // Jun 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm
It seems so far away!
4 beckoning_ // Jun 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Boys always got the cooler toys. I cried when my brother got the intire set of TMNTs and all i got a barbie horse. What the fuck Santa? Seriously! Fuck.
5 Fiona // Jun 2, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Mr potato head rocks
all the kids love him 
6 Klaen // Jun 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Transformers FTW!
Hey sorry to go OT Mr Verhoeven, but I have beef to pick with you re: NoaF this week…you dissed LOTRO…brother I don’t know how you can deal with those antiquated graphics and shallow story lines? Serioulsy, give up that adolescent circus you call WoW and come and play a real MMO with a real gaming community!
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World of Warcraft…pfffft…
(no doubt you’ll dis me on national radio for this post…lol I look forward 2 it
7 paul // Jun 4, 2009 at 11:38 am
@Klaen: I wouldn’t diss it! WOW is absolutely gorgeous now, WOTLK is a real step up. Honestly though, I’m truly amped about the KOTOR mmo. Giddy, in fact.
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