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Entries from June 2009

Sweet Zombie Jesus.

June 11th, 2009 · 9 Comments

For fans of Futurama (and I’m assuming that applies to each and every one of you), some good news.Very good news, in fact. I’m giggling like a retard monkey right now.
Taking a page from the “Family Guy” resurrection guidebook, the canceled Fox animated comedy is returning with an order from Comedy Central for 26 new [...]

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Tags: Television

I Wonder What Server He’s On?

June 10th, 2009 · 21 Comments

And they say video games don’t affect kids

[via skull swap, the best tumblr ever]
/Luke

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Tags: Uncategorized

Marry me, David Liebe Hart.

June 9th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Tim and Eric.
Apart from being one of the best things on television, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job stars one of the most terminally brilliant F-grade celebrities of all time, David Liebe Hart. For those of you unfamiliar with Hart, he ran a show on LA public access television, entitled The Junior Christian Science [...]

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Tags: Politics · Random Idiocy · Science · Video

MILKBOARDING!

June 6th, 2009 · 8 Comments

As the loser of No Fuck Friday 2, Luke had the dubious honor of getting waterboarded today, with milk. Manchux (who can be seen holding the teatowel over Lukes head) was there, as were a bunch of our friends, all apparently giddy at the prospect of seeing Luke drowned in full cream milk. Let us [...]

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Tags: No Fuck Friday · Politics · Science · Video

No Fuck Friday 3: James and the Giant Fuck

June 5th, 2009 · 53 Comments

Probably the hottest photo ever. And what better way to kick of the third edition of NO FUCK FRIDAY! Last week, it was almost a dead heat between my christian music video about babies, and Luke with his track My Pal Foot Foot by The Shaggs. I won, but that doesn’t mean this week will [...]

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Tags: No Fuck Friday · Science · Video

We have a winner (read: loser).

June 4th, 2009 · 13 Comments

Well, the voting has finished for No Fuck Friday 2, and I WON. I WON THE SHIT OUT OF IT. Of course if it turns out there was a miscount and I actually lost, dignity won’t be an issue as I’ll be getting waterboarded with milk on camera this weekend.
However, thankfully, I won. Which means [...]

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Tags: No Fuck Friday

Gum.

June 4th, 2009 · 6 Comments

Gum. Is there anything it can’t do?* Maurizio Savini is an Italian artist, and has created an almost unsettling series of staggering gum sculptures. Not only are they huge in terms of size, but the sheer degree of pedantic minutia is exhilrating. To get a more thorough idea of the premise behind these (in particular, [...]

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Tags: Art · Politics · Random Idiocy · Video

MATHNET, MOTHERFUCKERS!

June 2nd, 2009 · 9 Comments

This is a treat for you all on your Tuesday afternoon. Not only do these guys use math to solve crimes (eat a dick, Numbers. Eat a dick.) but one half of Mathnet is Monday, the nerd girl responsible for making me crush on nerd girls ever since. If you never saw Mathnet, basically it [...]

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Tags: Internet · Video

Toy Story 3, and other issues.

June 2nd, 2009 · 7 Comments

As I mentioned on Nerds of a Feather this morning, here is the teaser trailer for Toy Story 3!
I also mentioned this thing called “toy guilt”. I’m talking about feeling guilty if you haven’t played with a certain toy in a while, guilty that a certain toy might not WANT to get thrown out, or [...]

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Tags: Nerds of a Feather · Video

New Monkey Island

June 2nd, 2009 · 10 Comments

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa.
New Monkey Island game bitches. Shit, if I was writing the press release, I think that’s all I’d say. But, seriously, whoa. This is Monkey Island we’re talking about. This game was the cornerstone of my comedic and video game appreciation from the time that I was five. And although the franchise stumbled a little [...]

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Tags: Gaming