Comments on: No Fuck Friday 3: James and the Giant Fuck

By: crash

crash — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:23:10 +0000

that may have unfortunately been where you went wrong paul, 4 minutes where it just.. just gets to you straight off the bat

or 8 minutes of ‘OHGOD HOW DID HE GET A TV SHOW?!’

in terms of the rules, it’s paul, easily.
doesn’t make luke’s pizza monster any less haunting

By: paul

paul — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:49:01 +0000

The key is to WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO.

By: Aqualec

Aqualec — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:43:19 +0000

Oh god i think i need to vomit after seeing the first Video. Luke you win hands down.

By: Steven Lewis

Steven Lewis — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:10:55 +0000

Having had the rules explained to me (perhaps I should have my own public access show), I must now change my vote from Luke and cast in favour of Paul. This has nothing to do with the fact that it was Paul explaining the rules to me.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:25:22 +0000

Although I am a feeder, pizza roll guy wins. It makes me want to force doughnuts down Luke’s gullet and fatten him up like a foie gras goose.

By: vijaykhurana

vijaykhurana — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:12:50 +0000

Oh good God.
This is a dead heat. Pizza rolls sickened me on a physical and cultural level, yet community TV chef brought on an existential nausea that I have yet to shake.

By: i want my hat

i want my hat — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:02:47 +0000

For the purposes of this competition, Luke wins for me. Creepy retarded chef was more entertaining and in some ways more disturbing, but pizza roll guy forced me to look away in revulsion. Definitely no sex being had to that video.

By: bec

bec — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:58:29 +0000

it’s gotta be pizza rolls. that thing reduced my will to live, let alone any desire to have sex ever again.

slowly but surely, no fuck friday voters across the country are turning into depressed, celibate shells of their former selves.

By: Blotto

Blotto — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:41:51 +0000

BOTH FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!
ok i saw about 20 seconds of pizza rolls in a very hung over state on sat morning….. big mistake! i couldnt eat all day and spent the rest of the time in bed being sick and wishing i was dead!
only just brought myself to watch old mungo and was actually able to watch it all and that was some disturbing shit! like seriously that was all kinds of fucked up. i didnt know whether to laugh or call the UN for crimes against humanity.
but due to the lack of stomach lining i have left my votes gotta go to luke.
keep up the “good” work boys!

By: Metrac

Metrac — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:12:17 +0000

The Chef wins.