I know there’s a reason I posted this video. But to be honest, the sight of this kid trying to essentially bang a starlet has scared my brain so badly, I doubt it’ll ever recover.
Also, is it wrong that I was a little bit turned on by it?
…Yes. Almost certainly.
/Paul
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Paul Verhoeven (right) is on Triple J, as host of the Weekend Breakfast Show. He is a writer and film critic for Yen Magazine, and insists he is a regular columnist for Horse and Hound magazine (unverified). He recently finished a weekly series for The Vine called Curiageous where he answered people's burning questions and drank his own urine. He enjoys ducks.
Luke Ryan (left) is a stand-up comic, writer, and general man-about-town. He is a news blogger and feature writer for The Vine and also writes for the music blog Electrorash and the street mag ThreeThousand. In 2009 he performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in his oh so descriptively titled show 'Luke's Got Cancer'. It was funnier than it sounds.
Both of them spend more of their time then they should perusing the Internet and gaming. The Somewhat Ambitious is essentially the product of this excess.
14 responses so far ↓
1 manchux // Jun 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
see that’s the problem with fat kids right there: they’re too easily impressed. If only they wanted more out of life than someone calling them “chubsy ubsy” they might get off the couch and lose some fucking weight
2 alexia // Jun 1, 2009 at 1:15 pm
paul you never disappoint..
3 Peta // Jun 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Ok, the minute someone asks me to call them ‘chubsy ubsy’ I now know to walk away. Thanks Paul, I think you may have saved my life
4 Trixie // Jun 1, 2009 at 1:26 pm
This is how Fatty Arbuckle got started…
5 beckoning_ // Jun 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm
He looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters
6 John // Jun 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Fatty Arbuckle was a serious child molester..
7 paul // Jun 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm
As opposed to a jubilant child molester? Man, Arbuckle liked to fuckle kids, but he was a shit hot dancer.
Also, this video seems to be evoking some weird reactions from people.
8 Aqualec // Jun 1, 2009 at 4:18 pm
This kid seriously creeps me out for some reason….
9 Little Miss Scatterbrain // Jun 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm
whoopie! *jumps up and down on chair*
just a *little* creepy…
10 Andy // Jun 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
actually, the child abuse allegation against arbuckle was false – designed to discredit him…and sadly it worked
11 Nahashon // Jun 1, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Completely unrelated to any of the above, but sitting listening to brekkie show podcasts, doing my fishing daily and loling at your sewer rat epic grind… also tired enough to post about it…
12 The Amphicar // Jun 1, 2009 at 10:50 pm
[...] June 2008 ← AAAHHHHHH [...]
13 Taylor // Jun 2, 2009 at 12:47 am
ROFL! Dang, man…if you’d used this for the NFF, you’d clearly be leading.
This needs to be remixed against some different kinda vocal track!
14 Steven Lewis // Jun 2, 2009 at 11:20 am
He’d have had a better chance if he’d kept that fine beret on.
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