Pudding. Is there anything better?
Well, yes. Shatner eating pudding. In slow motion. I know many of you are probably worried about my Shatner fixation, or worried about my burgeoning pudding fixation. But to allay your fears, I’m going to tell you all a little story.
About fifteen years ago, I was in the supermarket, hiding from a gang of angry youths. I didn’t think of them as “youths” at the time, because I myself was a youth. I’d been punched in the back for refusing to bend to peer pressure and steal an eraser from the newsagency across the street from our school, and for this lack of criminal acumen, I was branded “shitballs”, and became the academic equivalent of Quasimodo. I also shared his penchant for bell-ringing and bellowing “SANCTUARY” without warning.
Anyhoo, I was cowering in the dairy section, when I noticed the Yogo something. The product in question had a portion of chocolate yogurt, and behind a tiny partition, a perfect triangle filled with tiny banana confections. I peeled back the foil, tipped in the bananas, and forsooth, pudding was born. The old woman clutching a wheel of cheese next to me was so shocked at my discovery, she had a stroke so violent she exploded. Later that day I was given an enchanted Fiat by the mayor.
It’s been a slow news morning.
/Paul
4 responses so far ↓
1 Aqualec // May 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I’d like to see a Tiny Titans version of Star Trek where Khan steal Shatner’s Pudding
2 Taylor // May 16, 2009 at 12:47 am
I’m more intrigued by this enchanted Fiat of which you speak….
3 Willian! // May 17, 2009 at 12:23 pm
You’re right, I am worried by your Shatner fixation, Shatner complex, if you will.
4 Kia // May 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I’ll do you a deal, I’ll stalk you if you stalk Shatner. Then I can stalk two people at once!
Hooray! Time efficient stalkers always stalk a stalker!
BTW, not actually a stalker, just crazy cat lady who only uses a towel once before washing it.
(It’s been a slow blog day)
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