This is for those of you who enjoy throwing up from pure fear. Seriously, whoever designed this thing either has hooves and a tail, or has parents with hooves and tails. Now I gotta go take a fucking bath.
/Paul
Update: Hooves? Or Hoofs?
Tags: Video
Paul Verhoeven (right) is on Triple J, as host of the Weekend Breakfast Show. He is a writer and film critic for Yen Magazine, and insists he is a regular columnist for Horse and Hound magazine (unverified). He recently finished a weekly series for The Vine called Curiageous where he answered people's burning questions and drank his own urine. He enjoys ducks.
Luke Ryan (left) is a stand-up comic, writer, and general man-about-town. He is a news blogger and feature writer for The Vine and also writes for the music blog Electrorash and the street mag ThreeThousand. In 2009 he performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in his oh so descriptively titled show 'Luke's Got Cancer'. It was funnier than it sounds.
Both of them spend more of their time then they should perusing the Internet and gaming. The Somewhat Ambitious is essentially the product of this excess.
12 responses so far ↓
1 Aqualec // May 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I just got the chills watching this. It reminds me so much of The Exorcist.
2 beckoning_ // May 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Mummy!
3 Craig // May 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Chucky?!?!
4 luke // May 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm
oh. fucking. god. that was so distressing. that was even worse than that time you coughed up one of your nuts….. no, wait. that was hot shots 2.
5 The Mighty Ginge // May 15, 2009 at 12:01 am
Wow I’m so….. turned on? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
I wonder if I could set that laugh as my ringtone
6 Random Internet Fellow // May 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Hoofs. Same as it should be elfs. If only it wasn’t for that damn Tolkien.
7 Basby // May 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
It is Hooves, even Devendra Banheart sings in Little Yellow Spider “Hey there little sexy pig, you made it with a man, and now you’ve got a little kid, with Hooves instead of hands”
8 Basby // May 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
oh oops, Banhart
9 Steph // May 17, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Ok….. the scariest part of that video was the kids flicking their heads around! wuss*cough*
10 Madison // May 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Oh man, I only just overcame my fear of the film “the grudge”, now this is going to keep me up at night.
11 Madison // May 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Oh man, I ‘ve only just got over my fear of the film “the grudge”. Now I have this footage to keep me awake at night.
12 Kia // May 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Snaps for Madison who double posted an amendment!
Does anyone else think one of those kids at the start looks like the girl from the new Cadbury commercial that does the eyebrows?… Maybe she’s a robot…
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