I’m regularly accused of being childish. We’re talking on a daily basis. And it isn’t necessarily because I spend a disproportionate amount of time immersed in fictional universes, or because I laugh out of context. It’s because of shit like this.
Invented to tailor for “creative children” (or Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters), Food Face Dinner Plates are reportedly “high-quality, food-safe, high-fire ceramics”. All good stuff, especially as I have a tendency to burst into flames whilst thumbing peas into the shape of an old-timey moustache.
They’re reasonably priced, too. But upon reflection, I’m not sure if I’m making fun of these plates, or trying to sell them. People need plates, right? I guess if I had to, I’d pitch these bad boys as “Guess Who, with substantially more potatoes”.
/Paul
(Link via Neatorama)
9 responses so far ↓
1 trav // Apr 2, 2009 at 9:57 am
that is the most awesome thing ever
2 Ivan // Apr 2, 2009 at 10:13 am
the faces scare me…
3 paul // Apr 2, 2009 at 10:27 am
GRAVY BEARD.
4 Taylor // Apr 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
So very cool! Even my girlfriend thinks they’re silly!
Now…what’s the worst food you could make a face out of…fried chicken Spock ears?
5 Aqualec // Apr 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Pizza Face! These are hilarious
6 Willian! // Apr 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I
must
have
them…
NOW!
7 vijaykhurana // Apr 3, 2009 at 9:27 am
But… if I get them I’ll be forced to only eat tiny morsels of food. Or else make faces that are bloated beyond recognition, covered with hives and bleeding tomato sauce.
8 paul // Apr 3, 2009 at 9:30 am
At least kids can now learn about the terrible symptoms of leprosy! Am I right? Guys? *sigh*
9 GeeJ // Apr 6, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I don’t know about you but I usually require something a little heartier than a handful of peas, a bean and gravy to satisfy my hunger. Not only that, I find eating off of something that looks like Peter Garrett a little disconcerting.
Leave a Comment