Yes, there’s a World of Warcraft Visa, and it isn’t just cosmetic. According to the official site, you can “Accrue World of Warcraft game time at the rate of 1% of every dollar in qualifying purchases”. Now, let’s be perfectly clear. I play World of Warcraft. I write about World of Warcraft. I was once faintly aroused by boobs in World of Warcraft. But if I was selling you something, and you used this to make the purchase, I’d hit you with a chair.
(Incidentally, Luke palmed this off on me, but I can tell secretly he doesn’t want to handle WOW stories because he’s afraid he’ll get a taste for blood. SWEET, POINTLESS BLOOD, LUKE!)
/Paul
7 responses so far ↓
1 Erinys // Mar 11, 2009 at 12:23 pm
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*pant* *pant*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*cough*
I gotta get me one of these.
2 Kia // Mar 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Special feature attached to this card: if you’re an Orc you can smash your debt with an oversized hammer!
3 Pete // Mar 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I wonder if i can get a sign for the shop window, “WOW Visa accepted here.”
4 DanW // Mar 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm
hey! its hexnar!
5 Luke // Mar 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm
rofls, i’d get one of those because i am that nerdy, i also however would probably be gifted with a divorce from my lovely wife if i did
6 Taylor // Mar 12, 2009 at 2:00 am
You’d think Capital One would be issuing these with the Visigoths they use in their commercials.
7 Brisque // Mar 20, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Is that a personalised Screenshot of your charatcer?!? AND your guild name in the bottom left corner….I would not want to have explain to everyone why I had “Weetbix Kids” on my credit card….
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