Whilst Kanye West is obviously a total asshat, he posted an interesting item over at his blog. A 60 year old in Brazil’s Federal District has held a woman hostage for ten hours… with a Sega Light Phaser. Remember using the same or similar plastic guns to shoot pixelated ducks, or trying to blow badly rendered spacecraft out of a badly rendered sky? Yeah, not this guy. Either law enforcement in Brazil are morons, or the woman was, in fact, this guy:
In which case, WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE THE SHOT? THAT FUCKING DOG IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE! STOP GIGGLING, I KNOW I MISSED!
Ahem.
/Paul
(Link via Boingboing Gadgets)
7 responses so far ↓
1 Taylor // Mar 6, 2009 at 10:28 am
ROFL! Well, if he’d used the old NES light gun, it’d have been a dead giveaway. At least the Sega one is all black!
And I still love playing Duck Hunt when I can!
2 luke // Mar 6, 2009 at 10:58 am
if he was really committed to the idea he would have used a snes superscope. that thing looked like it was ready to demolish a tank.
3 Pete // Mar 6, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I heard that if you finish the game you get to shoot the dog. Sadly I will never know. I took to the bastard with a 12 gauge. It was cathartic, well worth the price of a new television, some gap filler and a tin of paint.
4 paul // Mar 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I still can’t believe I had trouble finding an animated gif of that frigging dog.
5 Erinys // Mar 10, 2009 at 8:55 am
FOOLS!!! do not under estimate the power of the pixelated dog!!!
hmmmm geeee that spelling mistake really lowered the tone of my comment.
6 Erinys // Mar 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
shit
I actually spelt “pixelated” right.
shit. I’m a noob.
7 Bato // Mar 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Wrong console
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