Back in August Paul wrote a piece on Colony Collapse Disorder in Britain, a mysterious plague that is decimating bee populations across the globe and throwing into chaos our long term honey stocks. He later revealed to me in private that in truth he cared not a whit for the bees and was doing it solely so we’d have a tag on the side of the page that read ‘Bees’. Thinking, of course, that we would never have recourse to the ‘Bees’ tag ever again.
Well, wrap your laughing gear around a big fat slice of humble pie Verhoeven, because I am invoking the ‘Bees’ tag once more. Why, you ask? What could possibly justify such a ridiculous tagging choice?
You know when there’s that special someone in your life for whom you want to go the extra distance and get something truly special? Well, this beautifully formatted and grammatically immaculate website offers you the opportunity to send your loved ones a box full of bees for the bargain basement price of $US 23. Yes, for a little over $30 Australian you could send a box containing (and I quote) ‘ITALIAN QUEEN MARKED,CLIPPED AND SHIPPED WITH ATTENDANTS IN PLASTIC JZBZ CAGES’ to anyone in the US mainland area. And if that doesn’t spice up your next party, I don’t know what will. Yeah, fuck clowns, make your child’s next birthday party a ‘Bee-rthday’ to remember.
I sometimes get the feeling it’s probably for the best that I haven’t reproduced quite yet.
/Luke
4 responses so far ↓
1 brodie // Mar 17, 2009 at 10:01 pm
my eyes see “PLASTIC JZBZ CAGES”, but my mind tells me “PLASTIC JIZZ BUS CAGES!”
jizz bus? all aboard!
2 luke // Mar 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm
BEES in JIZZ BUS CAGES would certainly spice up the party
3 Paul // Mar 17, 2009 at 10:17 pm
What do you mean by “quite yet”? Are you still mid-coitus and unsure of the end result?
4 Oscar // Apr 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I lol’d so hard at the JIZZ BUZZ bit.
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