Normally, when Luke and myself reach a milestone, we celebrate by making violent love to each other, or flying a kite. But this milstone demands something different. This, the nonsense you’re reading now, is our 300th post. And to celebrate this, I would like to throw open my floodgates (so to speak), and declare my intentions to marry Luke.
Luke, I love you. And I want to have your babies.
Awkward marriage proposals notwithstanding, it’s been an absolute pleasure to have vented at you all for three hundred posts. On behalf of myself and Luke, here’s to another three hundred!*
/Paul and Luke
/grats
*Posts, not another movie. That shit was weak.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Hamish // Mar 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Wait…
You guys don’t even *have* a kite.
2 Aegis // Mar 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Hamish, checkout the Extended Kama Sutra sometime – wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean? SAY NO MORE!
3 Bato // Mar 12, 2009 at 9:29 pm
What was wrong with 300?
4 Taylor // Mar 13, 2009 at 1:22 am
I thought 300 was allright….but I wanna see video of Paul yelling “THIS! IS! NERD-DOM!” with all the spittle flying from his lips and stuff.
Just no leather thongs, ok?
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