I know everyone’s just a bit over LOLcats these days (I don’t know, are they?), but this is so awesome. Rolcats. English translations of Russian LOLcats.
Cease your protests, the deal is done! You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!
Cease your rescue attempts!
Harvest my connective tissues so that the Motherland may restock her glue reserves…
You punch like a Georgian!
Have I mentioned recently how much I adore the Internet?
/Luke
P.S. It may also be worth browsing through the back-catalogue of the now defunct Loan Me Your Sister, where a man tries to exchange various Russian goods for a loan of your sister. Later on, he drops character and puts up a whole load of videos of drunken Russians. Ah, Russians: getting drunk and dancing for our amusement since the rise of Lenin.
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1 brodie // Feb 6, 2009 at 9:27 am
i’m not sure if this has been lost in translation, or if it was just written by the illiterate sibling of a kidnapping victim
http://mightyhawk.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/hold-me-in-your-armstonight/
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