The Somewhat Ambitious

Many apologies for less content than usual, myself and Luke have been embroiled in various projects. In the interest of full disclosure, and because we love each and every one of you, here’s the happy haps. Yes, the happy haps.

- I’ve been working on Nerds of a Feather, and preparing my spots on the Triple J middawns. I’ve also been having trouble comprehending time, and twittering way, way too much.

- Luke has been writing and filming for his upcoming Melbourne International Comedy Festival show, Luke’s Got Cancer, tickets to which can be bought from the show page. All proceeds are going to the Peter MacCallum Foundation, so do come down – Luke really has a vested interest in the show’s success. He’s put himself into a self-imposed writing exile in a secret location for the next few days, so if you want to take advantage of him sexually, and can find him, go nuts. He’s open to anything. Snicker.

- Fucking hell, the women from Sex and the City are dessicated. I wonder how many buzzards were circling them on set at any one time. Kim Catrall could be a supreme court judge.

- And at the other end of the spectrum, how awesome are English chav early teen pregnancies?. I think the fact that the story was broken exclusively (i.e. sold to) The Sun tells you much about the circumstances of that birth. Yes sir, that country is going places.

Good god.

That’s all for now! Remember, we’ll be putting up lots of bizarro shit this week, including (but not restricted to) a story about bees. Maybe.

/Paul