Having trouble waking up? Maybe you need more incentive. Normally, I can’t wake up quickly unless a burglar is dry-humping my macbook, or my underpant drawer has spontaneously combusted, or a bomb is about to go off. And by a happy coincidence, the Danger Bomb Alarm Clock fulfills the required air of urgency required to wake up oneself with an air of genuine(ish) terror!
Each morning, the color of wire required to “defuse” the clock resets, making each “red wire or blue wire” moment hilarious. For, like, the first week. After that, I’m guessing even the most stalwart demolitions expert would be willing to let it go off for those precious extra moments of sleep before being reduced to a smear on the wall. I hope I haven’t offended the professional pride of my massive demolitions expert fanbase.
/Paul
(Link via Neatorama)
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1 Kia // Mar 11, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Wow. I want one!
I wake up scared every morning anyway – my stupid alarm has the temperament of a 10 year old female cat and only goes off when it “feels like it”. So in paranoia of being late for work, i usually wake up 2 minute before my alarm is due to go off but too scared to cherish those extra two minutes of blissful sleep.
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