Soap Lake (which is apparently a town in the USA, and not as i first thought just an awesome place to bathe) is allegedly planning on installing a fifty-foot high lava lamp. To be perfectly honest, I’d like to say something snide about how the people installing it have no sense of irony, or that they’re stupid, or that they smell, or that they’re the product of inbreeding. But let’s be perfectly honest: this is fucking banangoes. Also, can you imagine how many bees you’d have to milk for all that wax?* I’m guessing plenty. Plenty of bees.
/Paul
*I’ve just wikied “bees”, and apparently they don’t produce wax. I refuse to believe this assertion. Also, did you know bees dance? That’s awesome.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Chooky // Nov 28, 2008 at 9:49 am
lol bees dance !
i love how even nerds run straight to the all knowing editable wikipedia when they don’t know stuff
2 Ben // Nov 28, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I’m pretty sure bees only dance BECAUSE it says they do on wikipedia! That’s why the african rhino population has tripled this year after all..
3 Teeje // Nov 28, 2008 at 2:44 pm
And agreeing by with Ben, that makes the fact that bees dance a truth given it’s a large 66% of the vote. Wikipedia endorses statistics (whoddathunk?).
4 Aegis // Dec 2, 2008 at 10:40 am
damn, Darwin needs a 50 foot lava lamp - anything would be better than yet another fucking crocodile themed attraction.
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