Ever tried to make a lego effigy of yourself to fool friends and loved ones into thinking you’ve just plummeted into a gorge, but lacked the necessary craftsmanship? Well for $60 000, Marcus Neiman will build a lego version of you. Maybe I’ll buy one if i can raise the moolah. I’m anticipating acts of brutal violence when errant children dissasemble my lego likeness, and make a bunch of fire engines from my face.
/Paul
Tags: Gadgets · Random Idiocy
Paul Verhoeven (right) is on Triple J. He does the Nerds of A Feather segment with Robbie, Marieke and the Doctor. He also does late shows for Triple J, on which he spends hours playing music and trying not to be too abstract, and writes idiotic articles for Jmag. He enjoys ducks.
Luke Ryan (left) is a stand-up comic, writer, and general man-about-town who is desperately waiting for Paul to make it big so he can attach himself to Paul's novelty-sized coattails, then burst out of his chest. Yes, just like John Hurt.
Both of them spend more of their time then they should perusing the Internet and playing WOW. The Somewhat Ambitious is essentially the product of this excess.
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1 DeeDee // Oct 15, 2008 at 11:44 am
Probably a good deal for your kids if you are grotesquely overweight! Lego is damn expensive.
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