Now, as unpalatable as it may be, it’s an unavoidable fact of life that many of us will, at some point, decide to breed. While for your average hockey mom, or Joe Six-pack (seriously, is that an accepted term for a redneck male? And does it refer to his rippling abdomen, or to the six-pack of Corrs Light permanently stashed under his arm? If the latter, you get the feeling ‘Joe Wifebeater’ may be slightly more apt) this is just the inevitable destination of an understimulating life, for some amongst us – let’s call them nerds – this transition is a wonderful platform from which to perpetuate some of your more idiosyncratic hobbies. I thus present to you, nerd babies:
I shudder to think what their first day of school will be like.
/Luke
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1 paul // Oct 6, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Let me paint you a picture, as that pretty much describes my first day at school.
WALK TO classroom
USE doorknob
LOOK at classroom
You are in a classroom. Everyone is looking at you. There is a child eating paste.
TALK TO teacher
The teacher does not respond, instead handing you a box of crayons and gesturing towards the only seat in the classroom that is free.
USE chair.
TALK TO boy eating paste.
The boy does not respond. He seems to be having a better time than anybody here. Maybe you should try some paste.
…and so forth.
2 PetArH // Mar 10, 2009 at 6:50 pm
this is why i think children should be allowed to be nekid
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