Run, you plastic bitches!

October 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ever wanted to pretend you’re a Japanese monster? Yeah me too. I loves to get knee-deep in power lines and Howitzers. Anyway, you can now enjoy that special feeling of unbridled wrath with Baron Bob’s bystander action figures. The set features nine bystanders, wearing various looks of shock, fear, panic, and one which appears to be falling in her high-heels. The set is selling for $14.95 USD, and would be a really novel way to fuck up someones wedding cake. Incidentally, our dear friend Manchux happens to have a Godzilla mask. Sexy monster party, anyone?

(Link via Boing Boing)

/Paul

Tags: Gadgets

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1 PetArH // Mar 8, 2009 at 9:40 am

i would find giant sized bystander action figures more satisfying..like the scale of those inflatabe gorrilas at car yards.. turning to run in utter terror.. as i of limited stature went about my business..i call it my “eek! its a mouse and it has a smallish penis but is content” complex

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