When I make my first blockbuster thriller, the main character will begin the film by waking up in a room decorated solely by an engine-powered coconut. It will look something like this.
/Luke
[courtesy of Ryan's Internet]
Tags: Art · Random Idiocy
Paul Verhoeven (right) is on Triple J, as host of the Weekend Breakfast Show. He is a writer and film critic for Yen Magazine, and insists he is a regular columnist for Horse and Hound magazine (unverified). He recently finished a weekly series for The Vine called Curiageous where he answered people's burning questions and drank his own urine. He enjoys ducks.
Luke Ryan (left) is a stand-up comic, writer, and general man-about-town. He is a news blogger and feature writer for The Vine and also writes for the music blog Electrorash and the street mag ThreeThousand. In 2009 he performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in his oh so descriptively titled show 'Luke's Got Cancer'. It was funnier than it sounds.
Both of them spend more of their time then they should perusing the Internet and gaming. The Somewhat Ambitious is essentially the product of this excess.
3 responses so far ↓
1 The Mighty Ginge // Oct 27, 2008 at 12:02 am
There is something entirely unnatural about that coconut that is sure to haunt my dreams for months…….
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!”
2 PetArH // Mar 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm
the wheel was uninspired nothing.. THIS is the greatest invention EVER.. except for honey!
3 Erinys // Mar 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
oh but why does it wiggle so?
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