Not content to simply batter (fake Dutch ass) Paul Verhoeven’s wikipedia entry with slander, Matt Aylward of Beacon Hill NSW has created this visual representation of what would happen were we to meet. And I have to say… it’s pretty accurate. Although if I had to nitpick, I’d point out that when I shoot heat-rays from my eyes, they’re more of an orange color, and in real life I’m twice the size of the hack in question. All in all, a good approximation of our inevitable battle/asskicking/music jamboree.
/Paul
4 responses so far ↓
1 Grandpiddle-eepops // Sep 18, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Those D-grade special effects Robo Cop style are just bummy yummy! They’re almost as special as salty Dutch licorice, “Hollandse nieuwe” (herring), and those romance-undermining, kiss-stopping, Dutch smoked eels caught in the former Zuiderzee.
2 paul // Sep 19, 2008 at 4:10 pm
The above comment is from my Dutch grandfather. My actual Dutch grandfather. This blows my mind.
3 wow gold // Oct 21, 2008 at 2:00 am
I know some wow gold in wow.
4 Erinys // Mar 11, 2009 at 12:13 pm
it would be better if tentacles shot from your eyes. and straight into the eyes of the perpetrator. And then you eat his brain matter.
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