Are your theiving workmates constantly nabbing your sammiches?* Odds are, unless you’re the asian kid from The Goonies, you’re ill-equipped to foil such dastardly acts with any kind of righteous booby trap (a steel bolt through the brain would stop the thief, but ruin your sammich with bits of brain). Imagine my delight when a listener brought my attention to the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag, which makes your sammich look like there’s a leper colony living in it. In essence, it’s a clear bag with green splotches on it, so if you’re cool with people thinking you dig diseased lunchmeats, this is right up your alley.
/Paul
*I love saying “sammich”.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Taylor // Sep 18, 2008 at 1:06 am
That is fantastic! Geez, you think I could come up with something to make my millions off of. Well, maybe just thousands knowing my luck…
2 Kia // Mar 24, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I wonder if you could have mouldy glad wrap so they won’t steal your soup…
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