If this doesn’t reduce you to tears, you’re probably a robot (I’m looking at you, Luke. Does this make you “feel”?), in which case, I HOPE YOU RUST.
/Paul
Lions and emotions
September 23rd, 2008 · 5 Comments
Tags: Video
NOW SHOWING!
WHO WE IS
Paul Verhoeven (right) is on Triple J, as host of the Weekend Breakfast Show. He is a writer and film critic for Yen Magazine, and insists he is a regular columnist for Horse and Hound magazine (unverified). He recently finished a weekly series for The Vine called Curiageous where he answered people's burning questions and drank his own urine. He enjoys ducks.
Luke Ryan (left) is a stand-up comic, writer, and general man-about-town. He is a news blogger and feature writer for The Vine and also writes for the music blog Electrorash and the street mag ThreeThousand. In 2009 he performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in his oh so descriptively titled show 'Luke's Got Cancer'. It was funnier than it sounds.
Both of them spend more of their time then they should perusing the Internet and gaming. The Somewhat Ambitious is essentially the product of this excess.
5 responses so far ↓
1 The Mighty Ginge // Sep 23, 2008 at 10:08 am
It’s true, the sight of creepy shirt-less old guy at the end there is enough to bring anyone to tears
2 Adam // Sep 23, 2008 at 3:23 pm
“It’s true, the sight of creepy shirt-less old guy at the end there is enough to bring anyone to tears”
/signed
3 luke // Sep 23, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Dear Paul,
Please find enclosed my letter of resignation. As much as I have enjoyed writing for this blog (read: family who saved me from Harrods), I now feel i have outgrown this blog (read: apartment). I will now venture into the internet (read: Africa) to try and start my own blog (read: pride of lions). If you want to leave a comment (read: creepy, shirtless old guy) on my blog (read: pride of lions), then you may be welcomed (read: lion hug) or mauled (read: raped by creepy shirtless old guy). Sincerely,
Luke
P.S. But, seriously, as of this video you have the biggest vagina I have ever seen. That lion could camp in there.
4 Paul // Sep 23, 2008 at 9:48 pm
You can’t quit, shitballs, I fired you. Stop being a shitballs, shitballs.
Also, stop raping metaphor.
5 McManly // Sep 27, 2008 at 12:02 pm
The true reason for tears would be understood by anybody who knows that lions have very poor dental hygiene standards. Those men went in without gasmasks.
I just hope their sinuses were playing up.
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