Pictured above is the Mister Nesbit Grooming Kit, perfect for running from the law, provided you’ve been trapped in a mid-era Hitchcock film. The reason I said “SQUEEEEE!” out loud when I saw it was due in part to the name, but mostly because of the sheer opulence of it. The overwhelming vintage quality is enhanced by the fact that it contains a straight razor, which could be used to kill the russian spy who just broke into your train compartment searching for the microfilm. Here’s a tip: if you’re travelling first class, your fold-down bed can be used to stow his traitorous cadaver. Ciao, Hanz!
/Paul
3 responses so far ↓
1 Pete // Sep 19, 2008 at 9:48 am
Sweet. I’d buy that for a dollar.
I shall begin growing (more) facial hair in expectation. I wonder if they have a special edition kit for people with glistening beehives for faces? 
2 paul // Sep 19, 2008 at 11:24 am
It’d pretty much be an oven mitt and a flensing knife.
3 wow gold // Oct 21, 2008 at 2:10 am
I know some wow gold in wow.
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