As far as facial hair goes, I’ve been pretty blessed. In fact, I’m thinking of grooming a turn of the century waxed brawler moustache, complete with twirly ends! Pan down to reveal open white shirt and suspenders, and two bare knuckles! I’ll box your ears, sir! Jealous? You should be.
Incidentally, do you enjoy a pint of beer now and then? Have you been seeking a way to marry your twin desires for moustaches and pints of beer? Well, you sad, hairless freak, you’re in luck.* Amanda Siska has designed the moustache pint glass, and it costs around $15. And yes I’ll be ordering one, but only so I can fuck with people by removing the moustache on my glass to reveal A REAL MOUSTACHE. For this to work I’d basically have to walk around with the glass pressed against my face, but hell. If you can’t commit to something, you’ve pretty much failed at life.
/Paul
*Apologies to all of you readers with Alopecia. In no way am I ridiculing your tragically comical condition.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Adrienne // Aug 24, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I might purchase one as well, however, I wont be drinking with my mouth to get my moustache.
2 paul // Aug 24, 2008 at 9:57 pm
That’s confusing, on so many levels.
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