The Somewhat Ambitious

This morning on the Breakfast Show, I discussed:

- The moustache pint glass, and how using one to conceal a real moustache is a true mind fuck.

- How the invisibility cloak will revolutionise mischievious seamstresses, as further proof that when Lindsay sets me homework, I do it.

- The new earth-bound Borg Sphere, which is less a Borg sphere, and more a nightmarish morass of ice, ammonia and angry dogs.

- The recent Bigfoot revelation, and ensuing debunkation (it’s a word, look it up). But hey, maybe there actually IS a bigfoot, its just that when a bigfoot decomposes, it turns into a really unconvincing rubber suit with monkey teeth sewn on. What, how do you know that isnt what happens? Are YOU a scientist? Well Lindsay is, but the REST of you…

- The 30th anniversary of Space Invaders. Space Invaders will star in the next Sex and the City film as “slut number five”.

- How British police were given a Klingon Bat’leth. Seriously.

- The future release of Star Trek XI, its casting, and how I seem to have covered nothing but Star Trek this week. So sue me, the segment is called Nerds of a Feather!

Incidentally, the new Breakfast Show site is up, so head on over and check it out. There’s also a mini-site on my segment, which may or may not boost your fertility rate up to 600%.

/Paul