The Somewhat Ambitious

This morning on the Breakfast Show, I discussed:

- How a Japanese man faked a kidnapping to get a Nintendo Wii, and the possibility that Japanese appliances don’t actually talk, but are accompanied by prankster ventriloquists.

- The viability of the first impending commercial jetpack, and why jumping out of trees with umbrellas doesn’t work.

- The new animated Clone Wars feature, and George Lucas. God, I hate him.

- Star Trek Online. Please don’t be another Star Wars Galaxies. I love that the website says “be part of a thriving Star Wars community”. It’s thriving about as much as Corey Feldman is right now.

- The retirement of Manchux. Bah!

- Charles Darwin’s posthumous attempt to prove Blondes have more fun.

- The discovery of Poo on Mars. Yes, yes, it’s very funny, but is anyone else worried the dinosaurs just hopped planets? Anyone? Fine, be that way.

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Before I finish up, As I mentioned previously my dear friend Ned has retired his warrior, Manchux. As a tribute, here’s a video of his attempts to kill himself by jumping off Teldrassil. You shall be missed, my retarted friend.

/Paul