The Somewhat Ambitious

Nasa has released panoramic shots from their killer space robot (they call it the “Phoenix Mars Lander“. I know better). As you may recall, photos transmitted from the lander revealed what appeared to be craters with “shiny bottoms”, and when the landers retro rockets fired, ice was revealed. At this point we have ice and rocks as far as the eye can see. Is anyone else worried that crackheads will start dying en masse after the next launch, clinging vainly to the shuttle casing, eyes wide with anticipation at the impending high? This high will be cut short when they explode in the vacuum of space. Maybe we can rid ourselves of a Haim or a Feldman. Thanks, Nasa!

No, seriously. Thankyou.