The Somewhat Ambitious

Nintendo have released light-up lightsaber stylus for the DS. Last time i used a DS I was trashed at a houseparty, and several friends were yelling at me whilst I played Trauma Center for the first time. I will say this much: being a half drunk up-and-coming Japanese maverick surgeon performing spinal surgery with a tiny lightsaber is not what I thought I’d be doing when I woke up that morning.

Incidentally, If you haven’t played Trauma Center yet, they’ve released it and it’s sequel Totally Awesome Doctor Cutparty (It isn’t called that. I’m just neck-deep in my third coffee) on the Nintendo Wii. Ever tried to do a precision diagram with a crayon as thick as a child’s arm? Same deal here. You fill the role of Derek Stiles, a doctor at Hope Hospital. Throughout the game, you get to swab, stitch, excise, and generally be a lifesaving badass. There’s also a secret terrorist organisation called GUILT, which ties in quite well given that by that point in the story, you’ve probably killed about seventy people.