Whilst trawling over at Neatorama, i came across something that put me right off my knitting. The polygamist (read: batshit crazy) Texas sect with the catchy name, The Texas polygamist sect Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, has released a clothing line. Now, I know what you’re thinking.* How can I quickly and easily get garbed up to look like those pallid little tykes who may or may not spend the better part of their days being groped by creepy old men and/or planting watermelons? Well, now the FLDS have their clothing line available online. Seeing the word Underwear in hazy cursive girt by blue-eyed children is… creepy.
*Yes, Teri Hatcher is made of leather.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Editor Jax // Jul 5, 2008 at 6:12 am
Finally someone else who belives Hatchet Face has had too much work done.
2 paul // Jul 5, 2008 at 8:18 am
It’s like watching John McCain smile every time she has an emotional response to anything.
3 brodie // Feb 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm
fuck prom dresses, i want one of these creepy, mormon teen princess dresses!
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